The play features a cast of witty, theatrical characters centred around Garry Essendine, an aging matinée idol who treats his actual life as a continuous theatrical performance. Supported by his pragmatic ex-wife Liz and sharp secretary Monica, Garry deals with glamorous temptresses, jealous friends, and an aspiring young playwright, highlighting themes of celebrity, ego, and theatrical absurdity. The play focuses on the chaotic interaction between these characters.